Jackpot! Look what was sent to me! Unfortunately, this will alienate 1 of my 3 readers. But don't worry Jas, I only have 2 other readers.
Happy 3rd Birthday Popsicle!
12 years ago
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Filing
At work I have an overhead cabinet that is filled (to the brim) with papers that need to be filed. It's pretty bad. I know that it's something I need to do but I have an aversion to the word "file" and any form of the word (filing, filed etc).
There really isn't a positive context for the word "file" (file taxes, file pile) the only time "file" is nice is when someone else is filing your nails. So I've decided that it is my new goal in life to turn the word "file" around and make it more popular and positive. I wonder if there is some way I can give it some street-cred by replacing the word "dollar" with "file". They seem to do it with cheese so I don't know why we can't use "file".
"I just won the lottery and I'm rich!!! One Million Files!!! Lucky me!"
I have faith that this will catch on soon and then I can take credit for making files popular!
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Halloween
So on Halloween Jas and I went to a spook alley with another married couple. It was great! I loved everything about it, except... Jas kept egging on the scary people to stalk, haunt, and annoy only me. He was practically handing me over to the scary people to take home with them to their scary homes and have a scary date or something. I thought that I was taking one for the team by detracting the haunt from others in the group (who weren't too keen about spook alleys).
Then I remembered that the night before, Jas took one for the team by dressing up as a cow! That's right, utters and all. We went to his work party (Jas as the cow and minibar as the milkmaid). The little kids at the party thought it was a lot of fun trying to milk Jas!
Who's idea was the cow outfit? Mine. So I guess now that it's all said and done we're even... until next Halloween!
PS I didn't get any pic's of the cow, however, I'm trying to get some prints from some of Jas' cow-workers. I'm hoping they will share their future black-mail efforts with me!
Then I remembered that the night before, Jas took one for the team by dressing up as a cow! That's right, utters and all. We went to his work party (Jas as the cow and minibar as the milkmaid). The little kids at the party thought it was a lot of fun trying to milk Jas!
Who's idea was the cow outfit? Mine. So I guess now that it's all said and done we're even... until next Halloween!
PS I didn't get any pic's of the cow, however, I'm trying to get some prints from some of Jas' cow-workers. I'm hoping they will share their future black-mail efforts with me!
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